MTV: Full coverage of the winners, losers, arrivals and most (and least) fashionable stars at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards.

WaPo: Also, B and Hov are officially expecting.

P4K: Also also, you can check out videos of all the performances from the big show.

NWI: Happy would-be 53-years old, Jacko. Shamona, hee hee!

WaPo: Hurricane Irene fails to live up to the hype, but here are the 10 best videos of reporters being blown away by hurricanes to cheer you up.

USOpen: Today kicks off the 1st Round of the U.S. Open 2011. My dad’s there. Jealous, but USOpen.org will be streaming all televised matches.

TheGossipGirls: Justin Bieber re-works his Canadian buddy Drake’s “Trust Issues.” Personally, we think the kid kills it.

DailyMail: Tom Jones sent to the hospital with a heart scare (but he’s 71, so doctors say it’s not unusual).

Stereogum: Wavves debuts their new song on MTV’s I Just Want My Pants Back. “I Wanna Meet Dave Grohl” will appear on Wavves’ LIFE SUX EP, due out September 20.

THR: Brad Pitt caught trying to be Ryan Gosling, rescues woman from zombie attack. Wait wut?

BBC Radio: Listen to Jamie xx’s two-hour long Essential Mix for BBC Radio 1

HuffPo: St. Vincent, “Cruel” = SO GOOD

MP3: St. Vincent – “Cruel”